Battle And Strategy Mugs

Capture of the Heights of Fredericksburg

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Servicemen.

Putin and Zelensky

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Epic Battles

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Split Decision

Aggression/Security

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Invade/Fail/Deny

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Who's the Rogue State?

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Power/Expenditures

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

The Use of Cavalry

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

"Fellow Kurds! Trump has betrayed his. His fealty to Erdoğan leaves us abandoned while Saudi Arabia gets more military support."

"It's so refreshing to finally have a leader who answers his critics."