Battle Tactics Enthusiast Mugs

Defense VS Offense

Servicemen.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Military history

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

Battle.

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Next Terrifying Military Threats

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Roman paramedic.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

How's my blitzkrieging?

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"