Trench Coat Enthusiast Gifts

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

A man gesturing at the moon

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Shy Man at Party

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

scientist

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

Why concealed carry is not an issue for archery.

Dog in the rain.

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Frog jumping over a puddle.

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

Watch Your Coat.

'Finish this proverb: One good turn...'

'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'