Trench Coat Enthusiast Pillows

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Frost advisory tonight.

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

Shy Man at Party

A man gesturing at the moon

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

scientist

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

Dog in the rain.

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Why concealed carry is not an issue for archery.

Frog jumping over a puddle.

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

'Finish this proverb: One good turn...'

Watch Your Coat.

'This is an older model, but it does have extra truck space in the rear.'

'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'