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Why concealed carry is not an issue for archery.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

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"You're stealing the blanket."

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"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

The Trench-Sealer

A man gesturing at the moon

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Shy Man at Party

Panzer Hut.

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"Yeah, it was a good holiday, but we really stood out as tourists; it was a pine forest. . ."

How's my blitzkrieging?

"It's not a backpack."

scientist

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'