Raincoat Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't worry about buljet, Mom. His coat is wash and wear.'

'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'

Dog in the rain.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Raining

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Sinalization.

Man selling dirt and mud.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Shy Man at Party

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Looks like beach weather."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

A man gesturing at the moon

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

What if rain fell sideways...

Ice Skating Cow

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

Fish in the Rain

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

Noah's Ark slugs.

A orchestra performs in the rain

Elephant skating on thin ice.

Snowmen Games

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

"What a beautiful day."