Waistcoat Aficionado Pillows

Tailor suggesting fabric to a customer

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I love my cape

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

My tail's cold.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

A man gesturing at the moon

Dressing Rooms.

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

Puffer Jacket

'Got anything smaller?'

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

Turtleneck Alternatives