Raincoat Aficionado Pillows

Frog jumping over a puddle.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Thatched roof car.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Happy now?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

A man gesturing at the moon

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Shy Man at Party

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

"The real treasure in life is being present."

Snowmen Newscast. 'The following footage of water puddles on front lawns may be disturbing to some viewers.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.