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Frog jumping over a puddle.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Thatched roof car.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

Shy Man at Party

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

A man gesturing at the moon

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

"The real treasure in life is being present."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

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"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.