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'Don't worry about buljet, Mom. His coat is wash and wear.'

'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'

Dog in the rain.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Raining

Listening to Coldplay.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Sinalization.

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Man selling dirt and mud.

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Looks like beach weather."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Shy Man at Party

A man gesturing at the moon

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

What if rain fell sideways...

Noah's Ark slugs.

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

Fish in the Rain

Snowmen Games

A orchestra performs in the rain

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

Elephant skating on thin ice.

Ice Skating Cow