Holy Raincoat Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Raining

Listening to Coldplay.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Sinalization.

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

Man selling dirt and mud.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

A man gesturing at the moon

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Shy Man at Party

"Looks like beach weather."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

What if rain fell sideways...

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

A orchestra performs in the rain

Fish in the Rain

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

Snowmen Games

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

Noah's Ark slugs.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"