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"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Raining

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Sinalization.

Man selling dirt and mud.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"Looks like beach weather."

A man gesturing at the moon

Shy Man at Party

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

What if rain fell sideways...

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

Snowmen Games

Noah's Ark slugs.

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

Fish in the Rain

A orchestra performs in the rain

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'