Raincoat Collector T-Shirts

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

Rain Supreme wetwear store: 'Get ready for summer!'

"What an absolute shower!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I know your mother."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Nor'easter Island.

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Baby blanket.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Henri Matisse

Best in Heat.

"Perhaps this one, sir."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Drinking Hats

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!