Rain Coat Collector T-Shirts

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Beanirrito"

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I know your mother."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Nor'easter Island.

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Baby blanket.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Drinking Hats

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Henri Matisse

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

'It's goose down!'

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Alien watering hat stand

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!