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"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"I don't care what they say, I could really use a warm coat!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Western Outfitters.

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Hell's Anglers

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

A day at the races

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Ed's Salary Cap

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"It was a crime of fashion."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.