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"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"I don't care what they say, I could really use a warm coat!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Hombre's Best Friend.

Western Outfitters.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

A day at the races

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Hell's Anglers

They will too notice.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'I was told you were looking for a man of many hats.'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"