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"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Scientists are sexy

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Plasma Ball

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants. (Originally published on 2007-10-18).

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

Animal Engineering Lab.

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

'It's goose down!'