Lab Coat Collector Gifts

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Scientists are sexy

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Plasma Ball

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Animal Engineering Lab.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

'It's goose down!'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'