Coat Collectors Gifts

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

"I don't care what they say, I could really use a warm coat!"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I know your mother."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"It was a crime of fashion."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'