Winter Coat Collector Gifts

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I know your mother."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Baby blanket.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Drinking Hats

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

'It's goose down!'

Alien watering hat stand

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Horse eating hat.

Tom Bowler

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.