Rain Coat Collector Gifts

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I know your mother."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Baby blanket.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Drinking Hats

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Henri Matisse

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

Horse eating hat.

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Alien watering hat stand

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

'It's goose down!'

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.