Rain Gear Collector Gifts

Some bow over the rainwear.

Nor'easter Island.

'I'll get my scalpel. . . I'll cut an inch off the top of your wellingtons.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Used wheels

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Utility Chic.

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Diver

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Sportswear Shop.

"Have a nice day"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Anthrax scare.

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

"Where did you get that?"

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

Milk production

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

Puddle Jumper

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

Igloo with weather vane.