Rain Gear Collector Gifts

Some bow over the rainwear.

'I'll get my scalpel. . . I'll cut an inch off the top of your wellingtons.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Used wheels

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Utility Chic.

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Diver

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Sportswear Shop.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"Have a nice day"

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Anthrax scare.

Milk production

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"Where did you get that?"

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

Puddle Jumper

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

'Meet the boss and you'll see why even the clerical staff sometimes needs a hard hat!'

New grapefruit safety standard.