Cycle Gear Collector Gifts

"No, sir, recumbent unicycles are not a thing."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Used wheels

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

The Hooligan.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Have a nice day"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

Anthrax scare.

Cricket

Milk production

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Where did you get that?"

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

New grapefruit safety standard.