Bike Parts Collector Gifts

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Used wheels

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Do you like my bling?

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Acme Flyswatters.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

New Watchdog.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"How many is too many?"