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"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'God's speed.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Used wheels

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Do you like my bling?

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Acme Flyswatters.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

James May

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

New Watchdog.