Cozy Coat Collector Gifts

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

Good News about winter

"Beanirrito"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Inactive wear store.

"I know your mother."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Baby blanket.

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'You'll grow into it!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Drinking Hats

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Horse eating hat.

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Alien watering hat stand

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.