Coat Collectors Mugs

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

"I don't care what they say, I could really use a warm coat!"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I know your mother."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"Ahem."

Too Much?

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'