Coat Collector Mugs

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Seasonal Coats.

'I haven't seen you for 20 years. If it wasn't for that coat I wouldn't have recognized you.'

'Now let's pray for a short,sharp spell...'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

When I got My New Coat

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

Legless man shopping for coats modelled by legless mannequin.

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'It's goose down!'

Overcoat

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'If anything can protect that plant from the frost it's my wife's best coat'

Coats.

He bought me this coat for my 25th birthday.

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

Are your cowhide coats any good?

The North Face. The South Face.

Bundle up!

A Businessman in a camo suit

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"But does it ever get that cold?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Servicemen.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard