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'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

A Science and Art Conversation.

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Animal Engineering Lab.

"Buy them - and never look back."

A Woman's Conquests.

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'It's goose down!'

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Shy Man at Party

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

A Businessman in a camo suit

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

scientist

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Coats.

"But does it ever get that cold?"

Legless man shopping for coats modelled by legless mannequin.

The North Face. The South Face.