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'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

A Science and Art Conversation.

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"Buy them - and never look back."

Animal Engineering Lab.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

A Woman's Conquests.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

'It's goose down!'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Businessman in a camo suit

scientist

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

Legless man shopping for coats modelled by legless mannequin.

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Coats.

When I got My New Coat

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'

'Now let's try with the lining.'