Collecting Rain Gear T-Shirts

'I'll get my scalpel. . . I'll cut an inch off the top of your wellingtons.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Giraffe Umbrella

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Utility Chic.

Clam Spearing

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Nor'easter Island.

Diver

Sportswear Shop.

Cross Umbrella

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Man with bird's nest as an umbrella.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

Puddle Jumper

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

The Rainy Season

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

Double Rain Protection

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

The Single Rain Drop

Dog in the rain.

Airport Joust.