Raincoat Collector Pillows

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

Rain Supreme wetwear store: 'Get ready for summer!'

"What an absolute shower!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I know your mother."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Baby blanket.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Henri Matisse

Drinking Hats

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Best in Heat.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Alien watering hat stand

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."