Tailcoat Enthusiast Pillows

A man gesturing at the moon

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Headshot of perky dog.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I got you the same thing."