Tail Wag Aficionado Pillows

"Take it easy back there!"

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"He doesn't bite, but he does some pretty violent tail-wagging."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

"You've already been for a walk."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."