Tail Wag Appreciator Pillows

'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog Park Zoom

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'He's barking mad!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Take it easy back there!"

A Dog's Grave.

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

Know your dog.

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

'Oh forget it, I'll take a bath.'