Tail Appreciator Pillows

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

A Venus cow trap.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Scot holding a heart.

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Squirrel Salon

"Take it easy back there!"

"Bloody caravans..."

'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

Know your dog.