Tail Wag Appreciator Mugs

'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'He's barking mad!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"You destination is around the next curve."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Take it easy back there!"

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

A Dog's Grave.

Know your dog.

'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

Beware of over-exuberant dog.