Tail Wag Aficionado Mugs

"Take it easy back there!"

"Seriously...No one is THAT happy."

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"He doesn't bite, but he does some pretty violent tail-wagging."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Dog Park Zoom

"You've already been for a walk."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."