Tail Wag Wonder Pillows

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'That was fun!'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Park Zoom

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Fido and Fifi

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'He's barking mad!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"My human can't tell which end is which."