Raincoat Rebel Pillows

Can I wear this coat in the rain? Yes. It'll get soaking wet, but you can wear it in the rain.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Cluster Catastrophe

Rules and procedure

'Hello, 911?'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

Michael Schumacher

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

Angry driver

Frog jumping over a puddle.

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"