Raincoat Rebel Pillows

Can I wear this coat in the rain? Yes. It'll get soaking wet, but you can wear it in the rain.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

A souped up car...

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Cluster Catastrophe

Rules and procedure

'Hello, 911?'

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

Dog in the rain.

Frog jumping over a puddle.

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

Angry driver

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"