Rainbow Rebel Pillows

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Blues artis's daily list

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Joe Henry

Non-Uniform Day Today.

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A souped up car...

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Hipster Police Department

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Rugby Player

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Let's rock!'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Kurt Cobain

The Threat of AI

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"