Rain Rebel Pillows

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Joe Henry

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"I really got used to working from home."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

A souped up car...

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Let's rock!'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Kurt Cobain

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Classic vs Rock

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."