Weather Rebel Pillows

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I really got used to working from home."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Driverless Car

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

Bike Lane

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Cluster Catastrophe

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Michael Schumacher

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???