Weather Rebels Pillows

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Captain in a storm

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

Shoes Make The Man

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I really got used to working from home."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Used to it.