Outdoor Rebel Pillows

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I really got used to working from home."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Driverless Car

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'