Uniform Rebel Pillows

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'More hair than brains.'

Casual Thursday

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Fashion Week"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'