Waistcoat Aficionado Mugs

Tailor suggesting fabric to a customer

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

I love my cape

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"It was a crime of fashion."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Dressing Rooms.

A man gesturing at the moon

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Reindeer Sweater

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Turtleneck Alternatives

Puffer Jacket

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

'Got anything smaller?'

Teddy for each day of the week

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."