Coat Enthusiast Mugs

"No one will ask me for help if I look like I'm about to leave."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'This is my mother and her coat.'

Shy Man at Party

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Changing Room Decisions

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'