Coat Connoisseurs Mugs

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Bee costume

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Doctor Bartolo

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Curtains haberdashery

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

'How does this one feel?'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Bat

"I can't wait to put them on."

Knight

A Woman's Conquests.

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"