Coat Connoisseurs Prints

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Bee costume

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Doctor Bartolo

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Curtains haberdashery

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'How does this one feel?'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Bat

Knight

"I can't wait to put them on."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

A Woman's Conquests.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'