Crisp Coat Connoisseur Prints

Dr Templeton liked his coat very well starched

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Electric Blanket.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"I suffered a stroke."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Curtains haberdashery

Bats with blankets.

Who's a cutey?

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'How does this one feel?'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

"I've always been a gnome body."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Shy Man at Party

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"