Trench Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Not the Tommy Atkins, surely?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Toilet humour

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Prawn Shop

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'