Trench Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Not the Tommy Atkins, surely?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lavatory Waterfall

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Prawn Shop

Frog Flycatcher.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"So tell me about your last poop."

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'