Trench Coat Traveler Gifts

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Busking during a pandemic

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

Lowbrow Lolita

snowman hitchhiking

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'You're looking well - you been on holiday?'

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

Why concealed carry is not an issue for archery.

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

A cancelled hunting trip

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

'We like 4-4-2.'

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

London Underground fare dodging

You're Bob? Sorry, you researchers all look alike to me.

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”

"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"

Would you please stop saying, "It's the journey, not the destination"?

Using public transport- only protected